- Jon -
Hello everyone out there.
Today I'm going to tell you a story..
About a girl.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her name is Lo Pok, LP for short.
She hang out with two girls in her school.
But because of her bitchy & fucked up attitude,
No one liked her at all, except her fat & ugly boyfriend. [ I'll tell bout the bf later ].
LP was a bitch and everyone knew it.
Yet, she tried to act pitiful when she wrote on her online diary.
She herself has changed into a bitchy slut and yet, blamed her two amazing friends.
Instead, she said her boyfriend is FABULOUS!
LP's boyfriend, his name is Ji Mac Cleaner, JMC for short.
He is a pathetic loser, with no money, no education and no future.
And guess what? He is 20+, shameful isn't it?
He has no car and has a lowly paid job as a macdonalds cleaner.
About his looks, there are no words to describe it.
Only one word, PIG.
That's right. His best friend is a pig.
Because, same animals get together & he's a pig :)
But, he is also worse than a pig, because pigs don't flirt.
Yet he does, despite knowing that he looks like shit. Shameless really.
So there you are, one couple, bitchy & piggy. What a match indeed.
LP believes that she'll have a happy ending with a pig.
Well, that's possible, if she's a pig herself :)
- Zoom forward to 10years later -
Due to JMC's nonexistent qualification and lousy attitude,
he got himself a job as a toilet cleaner.
However, he can only show his face when everyone has gone home.
Because the boss is afraid that his face will scare away the clients.
His salary is fixed at SGD600 per month.
Poor soul :(
LP has realised that her boyfriend is too usleess, so she has to work.
No choice. Life's tough. Deal with it.
What to do?
She has no qualifications, so her only way out is to be a CHICKEN!
But...she has no figure, no balls and no looks.
So what to do? Luckily, she has a few tricks up her sleeves.
[ MYSTERIOUS CHICKEN FOR SALE ]
(payment will be hour by hour)
(loyal customers will get discount)
Isn't she smart?
Thankfully, there are a few desperate tikopeks in geylang.
So she managed to scrape through.
And so, LP & JMC walk hand in hand...
Into the world of toilets & chickens...
Thank you all for viewing :)
Here's our story that does not end with a full stop but instead,
♥ 14 03 2009 ♥
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